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27 March 2010

I Swear I Did Not Post This!! (CL5) Share


Written by joe hx ( Contact the author of this post )
Published on March 27th, 2010 @ 06:16:56 am, using 7 words, 26 views
Categories: Humor, Craig's List

From Craig’s List

Anyone know where a good asian massage parlor is located?? (Dayton) I'm looking for a good asian massage parlor. I want my feet massaged but I want a sexy asian chick to do it. anyone know where a good one is let me know thanks

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Joe

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23 January 2010

Craig's List IV: Fuck You, Hire Me Share


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Published on January 23rd, 2010 @ 08:20:53 pm, using 13 words, 85 views
Categories: Humor, Craig's List

Now this is how you land that great job:

Currently Unemployed. I'm a college student. I have literally NO EXPERIENCE in anything productive or would seem productive in the business world. However, I can play the piano. Also, I'm very good at ridiculing/berating/insulting people. I'm White, I don't know if this is a prerequisite, but it may count for something. By the way, I'm not racist- I know several black people and also drafted a number of them to my fantasy football team. Honestly, I'm a people person. I can get along with almost anyone until they get to know me. I'm not fat. I know fat people make terrible employees and that's why you should hire me, I'm in shape. Think of the thousands of dollars you could save in health care costs because I won't have heart attacks/diabetes/sore feet due to obesity!. Also, I'm attractive. Not over-the-top handsome, but comely. I'd say about a 7.5-8.0. If you think that I'm arrogant or egotistic for stating this, look in the mirror. Fat and balding? Sorry. Not trying to be a jerk, but come on, maybe your sales are lackluster because of that ugly mug staring back you. Maybe you need a wholesome stud heading up your sales department. Unless your sales department has anything to do with gay male escorting. I speak the local dialect. I have no problem conversing in Pittsburghese and handle yinzer's well. Anyway, if you are looking to hire someone for a position(i don't do missionary), I;m the perfect candidate.

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Joe

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22 September 2009

Craiglist III: The Fists of Justice Share


Written by joe hx ( Contact the author of this post )
Published on September 22nd, 2009 @ 01:21:51 am, using 13 words, 21 views
Categories: Humor, Craig's List

Here I go for a third round, this time:

In these trying times the wills of men are put to the test. When faced with hardships even the good can be tempted to wrong. But those that fall from the path of light must know that the fist of justice's reach penetrates even into the heart of darkness. In the depths of that abyss that even angels fear to tread, one angel does not, one avenging angel. Moving among the shadows is the Shepperd to those lost sheep, Judge and punisher of the wicked. Moving among the shadows is The Punisher Jr.<br /> The Punisher Jr. seeks like minded crime fighters to take arms against the rising tide of scum and villainy that plague our fair city. After weeks of fighting crime on the solo tip The Punisher Jr has realized the path of justice needn’t be a lonely one. The Punisher Jr is looking for a few good heroes who don’t mind getting their fists bloody to join his (tentatively titled) team the Fists of Justice. As of right now the lair of fisters is in my moms garage. But hopefully as we build in numbers and rewards we can upgrade our diggs to a proper fisters hideout. Anyone interested please contact me at: and lets form up. Even if you prefer to be behind the scenes we can definitely find a place for you in the organization. We’ll make a plan and do some Justice!</p> <p>Experience: a plus but all that’s really required is an unerring sense of right, heart and an ability to kick ass.</p> <p>Salary: not much to speak of save rewards and bounties. Well maybe some hero groupie poon too</p> <p>Hours: be your own boss, the hours are flexible but expect to be on call as crime like rust never sleeps.” title=

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Joe

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