30 September 2009
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Published on September 30th, 2009 @ 08:56:52 pm, using 185 words, 27 views
From Nine News
Snake born with hand shocks scientists
An elderly Chinese woman who discovered a snake with a clawed hand protruding from its body was so scared she beat it to death, according to reports.
Xiu Qiong Duan, 68, told the SINA Beijing news agency she woke up in the middle of the night to find the snake clinging to the wall of her bedroom.
“I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound … at first I thought it was thieves” she said.
“I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw.”
Ms Duan, from Suining in southwest China, said she then grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death.
She reportedly preserved its body in a bottle of alcohol which she gave to the Life Sciences Department at China’s West Normal University in Nanchang.
Snake expert Long Shuai said the discovery of the creature, which is 40cm long and the thickness of a little finger, was “truly shocking".
“We won’t know the cause until we’ve conducted an autopsy,” she said.
Until next time
Joe
23 September 2009
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Published on September 23rd, 2009 @ 08:33:42 pm, using 194 words, 47 views
Which phone should I get? Vote on FaceBook!
At work or at play, the BlackBerry® Storm™ keeps you connected to both sides of life. The breakthrough SurePress™ touch screen with a tactile click response allows you to accurately navigate within every advanced feature that’s packed in the Storm including a music player, 3.2 megapixel camera and a true Internet web browser. Plus, enhance your productivity with email, MS Office document support and advanced global capabilities, and keep connected with social tools like Instant Messaging and pre–loaded Facebook and Flickr applications.
The BlackBerry® Curve 8330 smartphone delivers on the BlackBerry promise with no compromises. BlackBerry push technology is designed to deliver emails to your smartphone as they arrive so you read and respond to them. And its applications work together so you can email a web page to one of your contacts while you’re browsing the web, or listen to music as you read and respond to your emails. In addition to the push technology reliability, the Curve also offers VZ Navigator, Mobile Broadband and a 2.0 megapixel camera with flash. These powerful features round out the total package that the sleek and elegantly–designed Curve offers.
22 September 2009
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Published on September 22nd, 2009 @ 01:21:51 am, using 13 words, 21 views
Here I go for a third round, this time:
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Joe
21 September 2009
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Published on September 21st, 2009 @ 06:32:35 pm, using 25 words, 22 views
Just to let everyone know I’ve made a couple MySpace 2.0 Layouts. More to come as I make more, plus instructions, etc.
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Joe
18 September 2009
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Published on September 18th, 2009 @ 05:01:27 pm, using 179 words, 29 views
This happened in the UK. The original post can be found at Not Always Right.
Klingon To The Hope Of A Ticket
Customer: “Two tickets for Star Trek, please.”
Me: “That showing has sold out, sir.”
Customer: “What! That’s impossible!”
Me: “The IMAX is very popular sir. I am afraid we don’t have any more seats until tomorrow.”
Customer: “I need to see this movie! You’re not a Star Trek fan. You wouldn’t understand! Please sell me a ticket!”
Me: “I would love to sir, but the needs of the one or the few do not outweigh the needs of the many.”
Customer: *recognizing my quote from Star Trek* “I see. I suppose I couldn’t say that sometimes the needs of the one or the few do outweigh the needs of the many?”
Me: “No sir, that would be quite illogical.”
Customer: “Hmm, you’re good.”
Me: “I must have the lobes for business.”
Customer: “Two tickets for tomorrow then, please.”
Me: “Very good, sir.”
Customer: “Live long and prosper!”
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Joe
12 September 2009
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Published on September 12th, 2009 @ 09:46:24 pm, using 81 words, 128 views
Just thought this quote from AOL News was funny:
7. Porn is hot
The idea that women take longer to get aroused just isn’t true. Show us some skin and we’re off and running. In a 2007 study, women who watched porn got turned on as quickly as men did. Using thermal imaging technology, researchers at McGill University in Montreal found that while watching porn, men became fully aroused in 664.6 seconds (11 minutes), compared to women, who took 743 seconds (12 minutes).
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Joe
03 September 2009
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Published on September 3rd, 2009 @ 07:33:27 pm, using 13 words, 36 views
Quite well done, I thought.
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Joe
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